HEAVY LITTLE OBJECTS

#146 :: Singing "Marble" Bust

Given out with tiny burgers and itty-bitty orders of fries to promote Disney's box-office bomb, The Haunted Mansion, this faux-marble bust sings when you push its button: "Ghostly hosts come out to social-iiiiiiize." His best features are actually his mutton chops, which are cast in a lustrous white resin that catches the light in a respectable facsimile of white marble.